Ditching Cable and Retro Yellow Cake with Fudge Frosting

Here’s a poor girl confession. I don’t have cable. This is not some noble gesture. I don’t have cable because I’m cheap. I still waste plenty of time watching TV, I just do it a bit more selectively by using my husband’s PS3 to stream Netflix. We get one DVD at a time, plus the streaming service, and it’s $15 a month. So, I figure that’s at least $40 a month I save to spend on cheese and chocolate. You know, the important stuff.

Netflix shows its sense of humor
Netflix shows its sense of humor

When I lived in Taiwan, I discovered I didn’t miss cable nearly as much as I thought I would. I no longer flipped through the channels and got sucked into watching train wreck reality TV, and though I did miss cooking shows, I just became obsessed with food blogs instead.

I love movies and television, but now I just watch selectively. I choose the shows and movies I think are worth my time, then I watch all of them back to back. Then I cry when I learn that they cancelled Stargate Universe halfway through the story arch. Those guys are just floating in space. It’s a tragedy.

Give it a shot. Ditch cable and subscribe to a streaming service like Netflix or Amazon Prime. There are so many ways that you can hook your TV up to the internet these days. Pretty soon, cable will be a thing of the past anyway. The only thing you’ll miss out on is commercials.

Then use the extra money to make yourself a cake. You deserve to celebrate your cleverness.

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I can’t just leave you with nothing to show for your visit here. So because I watched Argo recently, I’ll show you how to make this fabulously retro yellow cake with fudge frosting. It’s so 70’s, just like the hair and costumes in that film.

Argo

If you haven’t seen Argo yet, make sure you put it in your queue. It was thoroughly entertaining, funny and emotional, and highly suspenseful. Ben Affleck is a great director, and the tension in this film is riveting. He pulled off quite of feat getting me to bite my nails over a story based on a historical event. I knew how it would end, but I was still on the edge of my seat.

Watch Argo, eat this cake, and you’ll be like “cable schmable” before you know it.

Retro Yellow Cake with Fudge Frosting

Retro Yellow Cake with Fudge Frosting
Yields 1
A classic yellow cake with thick fudge frosting, just like the old days.
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Prep Time
30 min
Cook Time
30 min
Prep Time
30 min
Cook Time
30 min
for the cake
  1. 4 whole eggs
  2. 2 egg yolks
  3. 1-1/4 cup buttermilk
  4. 2 tsp vanilla extract
  5. 3 cups (360 grams) cake flour
  6. 2 cups (400 grams) sugar
  7. 1 Tbsp plus 1/2 tsp baking powder
  8. 1/2 tsp salt
  9. 2 sticks (227 grams) unsalted butter, room temp, cut into small pieces
for the frosting
  1. 6 oz unsweetened chocolate (the baking kind, not the kind you eat) melted and cooled
  2. 4-1/2 cups (563 grams) powdered sugar
  3. 3 sticks (340 grams) unsalted butter, room temp
  4. 6 Tbsp half and half (any dairy will do, but skim milk won’t be as rich)
  5. 1Tbsp vanilla extract
for the cake
  1. Preheat the oven to 350. Butter and flour 2 nine inch round cake pans. (This recipe was originally 3 layers, but I only have two pans. Work with what you got.) If you have it, line the bottom of each pan with parchment, just to be safe.
  2. Crack the eggs and yolks into a separate bowl, then add ONLY 1/4 cup of the buttermilk, and all the vanilla. Whisk or beat with a fork to blend.
  3. Put the flour, sugar, baking powder and salt in your mixing bowl and whisk to combine. (If you’re using a stand mixer, use the stir setting instead.)
  4. Add the butter and remaining 1 cup buttermilk to the dry ingredients and mix on low until combined.
  5. Turn your mixer up to medium for about 2 minutes. The mixture will be light and fluffy.
  6. Add the egg mixture slowly. Scrape down your bowl and give it one more mix, just until everything is incorporated.
  7. Divide the batter between your waiting pans.
  8. Bake for about 30 minutes or until your cake tester comes out clean and the sides have started to pull away from the edge.
  9. Let the cakes cool in the pan for 10 minutes before turning them out. Use wire racks if you have them. Allow cake to cool completely.
for the frosting
  1. If you have a food processor, simply throw all the ingredients into it, flip the switch, and wait for it to all come together.
  2. Without a food processor, I would sift the powdered sugar into the bowl. Still throw everything in together and mix until combined. Electricity is a lazy baker’s best friend.
  3. This frosting should be dense and fudgy, not light and airy, so if you’re using a mixer, go with the paddle attachment.
  4. I assembled my cake by placing the first cake layer onto my plate, then slapping on about 1/3 of the frosting. Spread it evenly, then place the other cake layer on the top. Place some frosting on the top and work it over the edges, then frost the top. Get as creative as you like. But try to make it like Kitty Forman would. It will taste better that way.
Adapted from Sweetapolita
Adapted from Sweetapolita
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You Gotta Hustle plus Chocolate Mint Cupcakes

Every now and then times are especially hard. Sometimes your husband’s boss is crazy-go-nuts and decides to fire him for no good reason. And right before your wedding when you could have really used the money. These things happen. What are you gonna do?

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One solution we’ve come up with is using our creativity to make a bit of extra cash. It’s usually not much, but it has definitely paid for a nice dinner out, or in the case of my husband, helped to pay the rent.

But it’s more than just the money. We both have boring desk jobs right now, so our side projects also help give our busy minds a purpose. You can’t hold anything back if you want to survive in this world.

Treatsies Bakery Logo

My pretend business is Treatsies Bakery. Mostly I make desserts for friends to take to parties, but occasionally I get invited to an event as a vendor. It’s on the DL, seeing as how I haven’t quite gotten all my paperwork in order. Someday I’d love to turn it into a for real job, but right now, I bake what I can when I can and try to get people to trade cupcakes for cash.

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My husband does website design through his soon-to-launch company Griggabytes. He’s much more legit than I am. He designed my website, obviously, as well as a few local non-profits. He gets paid real money for his work. And for reasons I cannot quite comprehend, he really enjoys it.

I love how so many of my friends are making their lives a little richer by using their gifts to create something. And the internet is mindblowingly awesome for making that possible.

7th & West Logo

Check out my friend and former student, Westin at 7th and West. She makes and sells jewelry, and it’s so freakin’ cute. You wish you were wearing one of her pieces right now, don’t you?

Lily Love Logo

I also have a long lost cousin on Kauai who makes these awesome fringe t-shirts through her project, Lily Love. She’s also a fantastic photographer.  You should totally pay her to capture you looking beautiful.

Chocolate Mint Cupcakes

Treatsies Bakery was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to peddle our wares at an event recently. I made chocolate almond mint cupcakes, banana cupcakes with honey cinnamon frosting, and caramel-stuffed apple cider cookies. I’ll give you the recipe for the chocolate mint. Don’t tell anyone how easy they are, though. 😉

My father has this annoying habit of telling me that I can do anything I set my mind to. Mostly I try not to listen to him, but I always find myself doing things I’m probably not qualified for. If courage is being scared but doing it anyway, then I’m super brave.

I hope you’re using your hidden talents to make a bit of extra cash. It’s tough out there. You gotta hustle.

Photo by Monica Sczcupider
Photo by Monica Sczcupider

Chocolate Mint Cupcakes
Yields 24
Light and delicious chocolate almond cupcake with creamy mint frosting
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Prep Time
20 min
Cook Time
25 min
Prep Time
20 min
Cook Time
25 min
For the cake
  1. 100 grams (1/2 cup) chocolate chips
  2. 175 grams (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
  3. 200 grams (2 cups) all-purpose flour
  4. 1 tsp b
  5. 275 grams (1 1/4 cup) brown sugar
  6. 1 tsp vanilla extract
  7. 3 eggs, lightly beaten
  8. 150 ml (1/2 cup) buttermilk
  9. aking powder
  10. 1 tsp baking soda
  11. 100 grams (2/3 cup) ground almonds (I can never seem to find these, so I buy slivered almonds and chuck them in my food processor to grind them)
For the frosting
  1. 200 grams (2 stick) unsalted butter, room temp
  2. 250 grams (2 cups) powdered sugar, sifted
  3. 1 tsp peppermint extract
  4. green food coloring, or not, whatever you like
for the cake
  1. Preheat your oven to 350 and prep 24 cupcake papers. If you only have one pan, stash the batter in the fridge between batches. It’s not the end of the world.
  2. Boil some water, then measure out your chocolate into a bowl. Pour 120 ml (1/2 cup) of the boiling water over the chocolate. Stir until the chocolate is melted and smoothish. It doesn’t have to be perfect.
  3. With your mixer, cream the butter and sugar together until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes.
  4. Add the vanilla to your beaten eggs.
  5. With the mixer on low, slowly add in the egg mixture.
  6. Add the chocolate, and for all that is holy, use a rubber spatula to get as much of the chocolate out as possible. Don’t let any of it go to waste.
  7. Add the buttermilk and mix until combined. If you’ve been using a stand mixer, you can abandon it at this point. It’s elbow grease from now on.
  8. Sift the flour, baking powder, and baking soda over your wet ingredients, then add the almonds.
  9. Fold the wet and dry ingredients together.
  10. Divide your batter between the 24 cups. I use my cookie scoop. Each one gets two generous scoops. Fill them about two thirds full.
  11. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until they spring back when touched.
  12. Let them cool in the pan for about 2 minutes, then cool them completely on a wire rack if you have it. Or the counter is totally fine, too.
for the frosting
  1. Beat the butter and powdered sugar together with your mixer on medium high for about five minutes. It should be light and fluffy.
  2. Turn the mixer down to low and add in the peppermint extract and food coloring for your desired effect.
  3. Marry your cake and frosting in whatever way you see fit. I used a Wilton 1m tip straight above the cupcake. Just squeeze it for about three seconds. Easy peasy.
Notes
  1. *Original recipe is metric, so use your food scale if you’ve got it. Math’s not my thing.
Adapted from Olive Magazine
Adapted from Olive Magazine
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Cadbury Creme Egg Brownies

We don’t do much to celebrate Easter around here, unless you count eating a ton of Easter candy. Seriously, Easter definitely wins the holiday candy race. Nobody else has Cadbury Creme Eggs. Christmas and Halloween just can’t compare. I look forward to these all year.

Cadbury Creme Eggs

But just in case you were wanting to make your Easter candy even more awesome, I’ve made Cadbury Creme Egg Brownies. My husband had been begging me to make these for him for over a week. How could I refuse him? He finished his in about twelve seconds, so I’d say he was happy. They taste pretty much as ridiculous as you’d expect. It’s a fudgy chocolate overload. It makes you want to brush your teeth in the best possible way. I mean, it’s Creme Eggs baked into a brownie. It’s awesome. Duh.

Cadbury Creme Egg Brownie Batter

I recommend waiting until closer to Easter to make these. The longer you wait, the more desperate your grocery store will be to get rid of their seasonal candy, and the Cadbury Creme Eggs are bound to be on sale. They’re still a bit of a splurge, but hey, that’s what holidays are for.

Cadbury Creme Egg Brownies

Also awesome is the fact that these are made in a 9X9 pan, so even if you only have a countertop oven the size of a dorm room microwave, you can still make these. I know from experience.

You could easily make these with your favorite brownie recipe, even if that comes from a box. I won’t tell, as long as you think it’s delicious. Here’s the recipe I used.

Cadbury Creme Egg Brownie

Cadbury Creme Egg Brownies
Yields 12
Fudgy brownies with Cadbury Creme Eggs nestle inside
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Prep Time
15 min
Cook Time
25 min
Prep Time
15 min
Cook Time
25 min
Ingredients
  1. 185 grams (1-1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
  2. 185 grams (1 cup) chocolate chips
  3. 3 eggs
  4. 275 grams (2-1/2 cups) sugar
  5. 85 grams (3/4 cup) all purpose flour
  6. 40 grams (1/3 cup) cocoa powder
  7. a pinch of salt
  8. 6 Cadbury Creme Eggs, cut in half top to bottom
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 325 and butter a 9x9 inch pan.
  2. Put butter and chocolate in a microwave safe bowl and heat for thirty seconds at a time, stirring after each interval. Continue until everything is smooth. Set aside to cool slightly.
  3. Crack your eggs into a bowl and add sugar. Beat them together until they're pale and fluffy and double in size. You can use an electric mixer or get your arm workout for the day by using a whisk.
  4. Pour your melted butter and chocolate into the egg mixture and fold to combine. Keep working until the streaks are gone.
  5. Sift your flour, cocoa powder, and salt into the batter. Gently fold this in.
  6. Pour your brownie batter into your prepared pan and bake for 15 minutes.
  7. Remove the brownies from the oven and gently press your Cadbury Creme Eggs, cut side up, into the the partly cooked brownies.
  8. Return the brownies to the oven for 12 to 15 minutes depending on your desired gooeyness level.
  9. Torture yourself by allowing these to cool completely before cutting. Good luck.
Adapted from Honey's Mummy
Adapted from Honey's Mummy
http://awesomeon20.com/
 

*Measuring note: If you have a kitchen scale, I highly recommend measuring by weight. The recipe was written in grams, so cups may not be as accurate.

*These brownies can be made for under $10. Not bad for a holiday dessert. 🙂

 

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