Awesome in May

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Awesomest Cheap Date

We had a most fantastic mid-week date night for about $25. Get this. One of our local movie theaters, Regal Dole Cannery Stadium 18 & IMAX, has $6 movie tickets all day Tuesday. And, it gets better. This movie theater happens to be right next to Costco, where you can get the cheapest dinner ever. Here’s the plan. I meet my husband straight after work, he buys turkey paninis that we stash in my purse, we buy tickets for a 4:30 show before the crowds arrive, and we’re home by 7. When was the last time you had dinner and a movie for that cheap? I think we’re going to do this every week.

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Awesomest Super Hero Facial Hair

What movie did we see, you ask? We finally saw Iron Man 3. I realize everybody in the world has already seen it, but we don’t like crowds, so we don’t mind waiting. I was thoroughly entertained, as always, by Tony Stark, and I was pleased to get to see a bit more of Robert Downey Jr.’s face. He’s an excellent actor, even when he’s not busy punching people in the face. I’ll also watch anything with Don Cheadle. What did you think? I love to talk movies. Let’s get into it.

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Awesomest Thing to Happen to TV Since Cut-Offs

Are you absolutely in love with Arrested Development? Have you been excited about the new episodes ever since the rumors started flying a few years ago? Did you geek out when they started tweeting photos of the cast filming the new stuff? Yeah, me too! I’m so glad I have Netflix. Honestly, we haven’t even gotten to the new episodes yet because we decided to start from the beginning. But just the joy of watching the old episodes again has already made my month extra awesome. I’ve heard mixed reviews, but I’m excited to make it to the new stuff either way. It will be like catching up with old friends.

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Awesomest Joke that Never Gets Old

Not having cable or a radio, I’m usually not up on the latest thing. It doesn’t bother me at all. My vocabulary, though, is riddled with outdated references. I need everybody to know about Strong Bad. It’s often essential to understanding the words that are coming out of my mouth. Spend some time. And don’t skip Teen Girl Squad. Some things are funny forever.

Other Awesomeness

Having another month of work is super awesome. I need cheese and chocolate. Which means I need a paycheck. I’m grateful for a boring office job.

By far, the most awesome thing in May was launching this very blog. You are so awesome for being here. I don’t think I can say how excited I am without sounding horribly cheesy. But yeah, it’s awesome! So way very awesome!!!

Bacon and Egg Salad
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Bacon and Egg Salad

Bacon and Egg Salad

Bacon and Egg Salad

I have a problem. I eat like an eight year old. It’s wonderful and terrible all at the same time. It’s pretty much cheeseburgers and ice cream around here all the time. After all, the four food groups of awesome aren’t exactly designed for bikini season. This is especially ironic since I live in the land of endless summer. But regardless of imminent swimsuit wearing possibilities, I’ll always go for another slice of pizza. I like to enjoy myself

And yet, sometimes even I can start to feel weighed down by all the cheeseburgers, cookies and pizza. Oh and one too many ciders. Unfortunately, even my attempts at “healthy” eating end up with bacon in them.

Bacon and Egg Salad

Look, I just don’t like vegetables. If I could be hypnotized into believing that broccoli and kale were delicious, I’d do it in a second. It just doesn’t make me happy. In fact, it kind of grosses me out. I have issues. I don’t mind the occasional simple salad, provided it doesn’t contain frisee. This, however, is a salad I actually look forward to.

The dressing is made from Dijon mustard whisked right into the bacon grease, and it’s topped with tender lovely boiled eggs. And bacon. Did I mention bacon?

Bacon and Egg Salad

Life is too short to eat bad food. This salad is delicious and is bound to have fewer calories than a bacon cheeseburger. Maybe it’s not clean or skinny, but it definitely tastes awesome. Do it!

Bacon and Egg Salad
Serves 4
A salad that's not so light, but full of flavor
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Total Time
30 min
Total Time
30 min
Ingredients
  1. 4 eggs
  2. 1 head of your favorite lettuce (I pick whatever's second cheapest after iceberg, but never ever frisee)
  3. 1 garlic clove (or garlic infused oil)
  4. 4-6 slices of bacon (whatever's leftover in your fridge)
  5. 1 Tablespoon Dijon mustard
  6. 4 teaspoons cider vinegar
  7. dash of Worcestershire sauce
Instructions
  1. Put your eggs in a small saucepan and fill with water just until your eggs are submerged. Put this over high heat and bring to a boil. Allow the water to boil for one minute and then turn off the heat. Leave everything alone for ten minutes. Pour cold water over the eggs, then park them in the fridge until you're ready for them.
  2. Chop or tear your lettuce and throw it in your salad bowl.
  3. Crack a clove of garlic by placing it under the flat of your knife and giving it a good whack. Peel the garlic and put it in your frying pan with just a touch of oil if you have it. Turn the heat under your frying pan to medium
  4. Using scissors, cut your bacon into small pieces over your frying pan. Stir frequently and cook until the bacon is crisp.
  5. Drain the bacon on a paper towel lined plate, and discard the garlic. (Or not, if that's your thing.) Remove the frying pan from the heat.
  6. Add the Dijon mustard to your bacon fat and carefully whisk these two together until combined.
  7. Whisk in the vinegar and Worcestershire.
  8. Season your lettuce if you like and add your bacon and dressing. Toss lightly.
  9. Peel your eggs, then cut them into quarters and add these to your salad. Give it a final gentle toss, then try to convince yourself you're having a healthy meal whilst eating lettuce coated in bacon fat. It's gonna be so awesome!
Adapted from Kitchen by Nigella
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Caramel Butterscotch Muffins
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Caramel Butterscotch Muffins

Caramel Butterscotch Muffins

I am so excited to be posting for the first time on our very own site. When I started this blog, I originally predicted I would get discouraged and abandon it after a month. It was my intention to give myself six months before making the commitment of buying a domain name and designing a self-hosted site. My enthusiasm must have been contagious, however, since Geoff decided to go ahead and start working on this site for me. And for you. After just two months, we’re totally psyched to share it with you.

I probably should have made you something more extravagant, like a giant cake, but this is still real life. And that’s what we’re about. Austerity is back in effect after some unexpected financial setbacks (stolen scooter), along with some other budget busters (hello immigration). Simplicity shall reign over indulgence for a good long while, it seems.

Caramel Butterscotch Muffins

That doesn’t stop me from sharing sugar-encrusted muffins with you, though. These fluffy sweet gems were born out of a combination of resourcefulness and an utter lack of attentiveness whilst in the grocery store. With a base recipe for muffins to test and an extra bag of butterscotch chips, I managed to produce something brilliant.

This is a muffin. It is not a frostingless cupcake. It is more substantial, and has a lovely sort of crust all the way around. It’s still loaded with sweetness, though. The kind that makes you want to sing and dance. The butterscotch chips melt in the oven, forming delightful little burst of goodness, and the caramel sauce drizzled over the top before baking forms a gorgeous burnt crust around the edges. 

Caramel Butterscotch Muffins

You absolutely must eat these warm. It’s totally fine to pop them in the microwave for fifteen seconds. I mean, they’re perfectly edible  at room temperature, but the gooeyness is where it’s at. Do not miss out. They’re so worth the burnt fingers.

Get ya some!

Caramel Butterscotch Muffins
Yields 12
A for real muffin studded with sweetness
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Prep Time
15 min
Cook Time
20 min
Prep Time
15 min
Cook Time
20 min
Ingredients
  1. 303 grams (2-1/4 cups) all-purpose flour
  2. 2 teaspoons baking powder
  3. 1 teaspoon baking soda
  4. pinch of salt
  5. 105 grams (1/2 cup) sugar
  6. 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  7. 1 whole egg
  8. 1 egg yolk
  9. 1 cup plain yogurt
  10. 1 cup butterscotch chips
  11. approximatly 1/4 cup caramel sauce, for drizzling
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 375 and spray muffin tin with nonstick spray.
  2. Sift flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt into a large bowl, or pulse in food processor for about five seconds.
  3. Whisk together sugar, oil, egg, egg yolk, and yogurt in a medium bowl.
  4. Add the wet ingredients to the dry ingredients and quickly and gently stir to combine using a spatula or wooden spoon. Some small lumps are okay. Try to accomplish this in 10-15 seconds.
  5. Fold in the butterscotch chips
  6. Scoop the batter into the waiting muffin pan. The cups will be quite full. Muffin tops are the bees knees.
  7. Drizzle a spoonful of caramel sauce over each muffin.
  8. Bake for 18 to 20 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.
  9. Remove the muffins from them pan and turn them on their sides on a wire rack to cool. This will give you that lovely crust all the way around.
  10. Serve warm, even if it's a day or two later.
  11. Good luck not burning yourself.
Adapted from I'm Just Here for More Food by Alton Brown
http://awesomeon20.com/
Photos by Monica Szczupider

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