Buttery Nipple Milkshake

A boozy Buttery Nipple Milkshake is exactly what you need right now. It's sweet and creamy with a bit of a boozy bite. Plus, it's just so much fun. How can you say no?

As witches, we're always tending to our energy, protecting our vibe, focusing on our intention. We partake in solemn ceremonies and honor nature through ritual. We engage in spellwork that requires deep concentration and focus. Sometimes I think we forget that the best way to raise your vibration is to just have fun.

Yes, reverence is important, but joy is also a crucial part of the manifestation process. If we want to bring our desires into reality, we need to work more laughter and lightheartedness into our spells. We need to bring more pure fun into our daily lives. We need to be more intentional about actually making time to feel the way we probably want to feel all the time, which is light and happy. Remember, it's not that we'll be happy when we manifest our desires, it's that when we're happy, our desires begin to manifest. Let's have some fun, kids.

What makes this Buttery Nipple Milkshake so awesome?

This Buttery Nipple Milkshake is definitely pure fun. Just saying the name makes you giggle. I don't know who decided to come up with all these slightly dirty cocktail names. It was probably some dude in the 80s with a lot of gel in his hair. But look, it's funny and it's delicious, so let's just go with it.

This thick and creamy milkshake contains butterescotch schnapps and Bailey's or your favorite Irish creme liqueuer. Other than that, it's just ice cream and milk. I like to add a drizzle of caramel or toffee sauce on the inside of the glass. I also highly recommend some whipped cream from a can and a handful of sprinkles. Do you need these things? No. Does it make it more fun? Totally.

Make it magical

There's nothing particularly historical or magical, as far as I could find about butterscotch or Bailey's. We know that spirits are often offered to Spirits, so any alcoholic beverage could tempt or appease an entity from another realm. We know that milk carries motherly qualities of nurturing and fertility. But I think the real spell here is simply to bring the joy.

The next time you gather together with your coven, do your serious spellwork, but then break out the blender. Make everyone a boozy milkshake and agree to set your troubles aside and focus on nothing more than having fun as you sip these together. The laughter that ensues will be so pleasing to the Universe, your intentions are bound to manifest.

Tips for making a Buttery Nipple Milkshake

Making a milkshake is not rocket science. Add ingredients to a blender and adjust to your desired consistency. Obviously, the more high quality ice cream you use, the tastier your milkshake will be. I'd go for whole milk if you have it, but whatever milk is in your fridge will do. Just start by adding a small amount of milk, then add more as you blend until you reach the right thickness.

If you can't find butterscotch schnapps where you live, you can always order some online. I bought what's basically butterscotch syrup then added some vodka and water to it to make my own liqueur. And you don't have to use Bailey's, either. Whatever Irish creme liqueur you find will be awesome.

More fun equals more awesome equals more manifestation. This Buttery Nipple Milkshake can surely be part of that powerful spell.

Looking for more awesome boozy milkshake ideas? Try this White Russian Milkshake or a Mudslide Milkshake.

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