Crustless Pizza - Awesome on 20

Do you love pizza but hate waiting for dough to rise? This Crustless Pizza is ready in 30 minutes with minimal effort and endless topping possibilities. It's definitely awesome.

Do you ever forget to eat? It happens to me all the time. I get so caught up in what I'm doing that hours will pass, the sun will start to set, and I realize I never stopped to eat lunch. I was the same as a child. I'd much rather be dancing or playing or reading thatn stopping to eat. I was also such a picky eater, that I would turn my nose up at most foods. So in her desperation to get me to eat anything, my mother would let me eat whatever I wanted.

The foundations of those bad habits were certainly not her fault, but they're still with me today. This is why I'm always looking for things that are as delicious as they are easy and don't spend much time reflecting on whether they're healthy. I see food as either a necessary fuel or as pure pleasure. There's no in between. If it doesn't bring me joy, it's always an annoying waste of time.

Crustless Pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos in a cast iron skillet on a wooden board

What makes this Crustless Pizza so awesome?

This Crustless Pizza is both easy and delicious. The cheesy base is more similar to a Dutch Baby or a Yorkshire Pudding than a pizza crust. All you have to do is whisk together a few simple ingredients and pop it in the oven to puff up. Then dump on even more cheese and your favorite pizza toppings and you're done. It's a great way to clean out your fridge of random charcuterie, bits of cheeses, and miscellaneous condiments.

This recipe is adapted from Nigella Lawson, who made it for her children, which is probably why I like it so much. Obviousy, you can top it with kid friendly pepperoni, spicy jalapenos, or anything you like. Do you have grilled chicken and kimchi in your fridge? Go for it. Jarred artichokes and feta cheese? That's awesome, too. Get as creative as you like and make your pizza as simple or sophisticated as you want. Half a pizza is a generous serving for adults, so half and half it as well, just like I did.

Crustless Pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos close up

Make it magical

Some people are afraid to try spells and witchcraft because they think they don't have time. They think witchcraft needs to be highly ritualistic and complicated. There needs to be an hours long ceremony with lots of tools and implements. You need to dress a certain way, act a certain way, say certain words. But magick can happen in an instant. Just like a dish isn't always more delicious if it takes shortcuts or is made quickly, a spell can be just as powerful if it's done in 10 minutes instead of 100. What matters is the intention behind it. So whether you're cooking a quick meal with love or you're burning a birthday candle to ask for a bit of good fortune, the result is still powerful. A quick spell is just as effective as a quick meal if you believe it will work.

For details on the magical properties of the ingredients in this recipe, check the Kitchen Magick page.

Crustless Pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos in a cast iron skillet

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